Day 183: William’s Christmas Eve

The facts

“I can’t steal it. She’d be sure to see me coming out of her room with it. Or somebody would. Besides, I don’t like telling really big stories, and it would be a really big story to say I didn’t know anything about it if I’d done it myself, and it would only be a little story to say I didn’t know anything about it if you’d done it.”

  • Number: 16.10
  • Published: 1934 (1933 in magazine form, not to be confused with the 1922 story, 2.14, of the same name)
  • Book: William the Gangster
  • Synopsis: William tries to improve on a girl’s prospective Christmas present.

Verdict

The last time we encountered a story entitled William’s Christmas Eve, 2.14, William sought to give a litle girl the Christmas she had always dreamed of out of the pure goodness of his heart, and sympathy for her family’s impoverishment.

This story is in some ways the same, and in some ways different.

William is still in love with Diana Blake, the girl from the previous story The Outlaws and the Fifth, 16.9. His love only intensfies when he learns that for Christmas, she would much prefer to receive a train-set than a doll. Unfortunately her Aunt Alex is going to buy her a doll, so Diana commissions William to steal it so near to the time of giving that Aunt Alex will have no option but to give cash instead.

The visitor gazed out of the window till her eyes finally rested upon William. “What a qμaint old gargoyle up there on the roof!” she commented. “I’m short-sighted, of course, but to me from here it looks a delightfully quaint piece of work.”

William is somewhat aghast by this request, and even goes so far as to say coaxingly, “You know, it might be an awfully nice doll.”

But in the end he gives in and climbs through the window of Aunt Alex’s room.

And discovers, once again, how fickle little girls can be…